I take a look at my enormous…
October 26, 2009 § 1 Comment
(Ahem. If you don’t know what I’m alluding to in the heading – you have GOT to listen to this)
I was overwhelmed by the sheer size of the thing relaxed, but as it turns out, the monster’s a grower as well as a shower.
(I’m just gonna see how far I can take the penis metaphor in this post.)
This morning, while I got ready, I soaked it, then did the whole squeeze-until-slightly-damp routine, took it back to my room, and started sticking aluminum rods in.
*evil overlord laugh*
*strokes white angora kitty*
Let’s just say… it’s big. Huge, in fact. So big that I have nothing even remotely approaching the necessary size to handle this correctly.
Well, maybe the hallway, but I don’t want dog hair all over it (or the dog, for that matter), and you can’t stick pins into laminate floor.
So, anyway, the aluminum rods I bought are obviously not long enough. So I’ve come up with this nifty contraption that features Philip Pullman’s ‘His Dark Materials’ box set, my backpack, and an armchair.
I have no idea how many times I’ve stumbled over this thing already.
I dare not measure this thing, but seeing as my bed’s 1.20x2m, I’d say… 95cm x 2.40m. Maybe 2.50m. Holy crap.
But it’s pretty. I just wanna stroke and fondle it.
And after over a hundred hours, I think I’m entitled to a bit of quality time with the Big Huge Monster (TM).
(As a side note, I have no idea why the pictures turned out so grainy. Weird.)